i think that if squirrels had the capacity to use and understand language they would constantly be saying shit like "I'm such a nutpilled stumpcel" and so on
how do i delete someone elses post
u have to gather seven sacred objects of power and shit. it's a whole quest. sorry
Women Holding Strange Creatures by Quentin Blake
Crazy to see Quentin Blake drawing a naked lady after only ever seeing his illustrations of children’s books
Goosebumps theory: Mr Wood timeline of events
Ok this may be a little bit insane and the formatting may be off because I’m copying and pasting all this from where I was rambling in a friend’s Minecraft server’s Discord chat. But anyway without further ado:
This is how I think Mr Wood/Wally’s life went. The books I’m getting this info from (in the order they were published) are Night of the Living Dummy, Bride of the Living Dummy, Slappy’s Nightmare, I am Slappy’s Evil Twin, and Slappy: Beware. Warning, this is a long ol’ post and contains spoilers!
I hate that waffle irons aren’t see-through. I don’t like how unsupervised they are in there
G: Like a Gameboy?
J: Like a Gameboy!
G: But Jerry, Gameboys are plastic! Waffle irons, they-they heat! They’ve gotta be made of metal. The plastic would melt!
J: I don’t know, George. Technology these days! They got them space-age polymers. They could make a waffle iron outta polymers-
G: Polymers, polymers! What do you know about polymers?
J: I know things!
G: You wouldn’t know a polymer from an amorphous metal!
J: What are you talking about?
G: I don’t know, I read an article.
J: Of course. An article.
(KRAMER enters. Audience cheers.)
K: You talking ‘bout that new NASA article? It’s disgraceful the things they’ve been doing with carbon these days. Disgraceful!
G: Jerry thinks waffle irons should be see-through.
K: Why?
J: They seem unsupervised! I wanna know what’s going on in there!
K: Well why should you get to know? See I think they deserve some privacy. We live in a police state, Jerry! Constant surveillance! The government, first they’ll be wanting to see the waffles cook, next they’re trying to find out how the air fryer fries! Before you know it you’ve got the CIA barging in on your slow-cooker without a warrant! A watched pot never boils, Jerry!




